Tear Down the Wall!!

So we try really hard to keep crap off the floors, b/c it will inevitably end up in Duke's mouth, which is bad. Turns out it's all for moot b/c it only needs to be connected or near to the floor, for it to qualify as a snack.

Benno, Black

*sigh* Maybe I'll someday route the corners off & submit it to ikeahacker dot com. Maybe. Someday.

( btw, "Benno" is apparently Swedish, for "snack")

It was only 110v

This did not deter him from chewing either. Yes, it was live.

He has thumbs now?

We have an underground fence, but Duke could care less. He is either a complete dufus or his fur is too thick so he cannot feel the shock. I got sick of chasing him out of the neighbors yard so I tied him out on a lead, & went inside to do some work [read: I played 14 rounds of Bejeweled on Facebook]. When I came back outside, I found this...

Happy Birthday, Dave!

Sorry we couldn't have cake

(for the record, Dave's birthday was May 20. I've been busy)

Money

Found all this shredded money on the floor, so I asked my kid to try & tape it back together.
"Mom," she says, "this is four different dollar bills, look, each piece has a different serial number!
At least they were only singles.... haha, like I would ever have four twenties at once, anyway.

My Reefs

These were my favorite, Mick Fannings with the Church Key built in the sole. *sigh*
"Honey, I need new $50 flip flops!"
This will be my 3rd pair of these, actually, b/c Beckham (dog #1) gnawed on my first pair... so I gave them to Dave like a good little wife.

Ducking Fog

A Philodendron. I saved all the cuttings, which will root into new plants, and Duke will shred them. Circle of Life

*bonus* he also shredded the rug underneath